VERY FUNNY, SUPERMARKET. VERY FUNNY.

Dog. Sitting.

A MESSAGE FROM THE FINE PEOPLE AT THE BROOKLYN BOMBOMING SQUAD.

SORRY. IT TURNS OUT THAT BEING DRUNK FOR THREE DAYS IN FLORIDA LED TO ME LEAVING MY CAMERA BEHIND TO SOAK UP SOME MORE RAYS. IT SHALL BE ARRIVING THIS WEEK SO YOUR THIRST FOR HIGH RESOLUTION CAN FINALLY BE QUENCHED, AS CAN MY THIRST FOR NOT SPENDING 25 CENTS PER PHOTO.

THAT'S A LOT OF FUCKING VEGAN BIRTHDAY ICE CREAM.

STORAGE UNIT VISITATION RIGHTS

THRILLING SCREENSHOTS 1

A LESS SUCCESSFUL BILLY BRAGG

A LOOK AT AMERICAN FAMILIES: PART I - WHICH ONE JUST PUKED IN THE PARKING LOT?

LIKE HUDDLE HOUSE BUT TWICE AS EXPENSIVE

DOCKING BONUS

CMJ CONCERTGOER

DAD IN A BIB

THE MORNING AFTER

THIS MAN IS LISTENING TO A KORN/FRED DURST COLLABORATION.

MY RESPONSE TO FREE PIZZA.

HOLLA!

BRUISE: DAY 9

THE SCORPIONS: WINDS OF CHANGE

UP AND ATOM

CLAUSTROPHIA!

HUNGOVER AT THE ST. LOUIS ARCH: A THREE-PHOTO SERIES.

Lil' John.

WHEN IT'S TIME, IT'S TIME.

BRUISE: DAY 3

IN REFERENCE TO THE FIRST FOUR PANTERA RECORDS:

I CHOOSE SUNNYBROOK BLVD.

SINGLES STARRING MATT DILLON.

GRUNGE!

HEY, NEIL! LOOK BORED!

OH, YOU KNOW. MONTANA GAS STATION. NO BIG.

THIS PILLOW LOOKS BIGGER THAN IT ACTUALLY IS.

HOW THE CANADIAN DRIVE.

Y'KNOW, JUST FOR HANGIN' OUT.

OLD-SCOOL MYSPACE DOUCHEBAG.

HOW THE FRENCH SAY "HEY, LADIES!"

YR STREET'S FUCKED.

POSSIBLY THE ONLY GOOD PHOTO I'LL EVER TAKE.

HEY, I'M A SUNSET. STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'.

TURNS OUT OUR SHIRTS WEREN'T THE SAME COLOR.

UP THE TRUX!!!

WHEN CORNED-BEEF HASH GOES BAD.

I LOVE YOU DAVE, BUT YOU LOOK CREEPY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: A FOUR PHOTO SERIES